Welcome to Thy Show

(Violent J)<br>Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show<br>Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival<br>Don`t bother lookin for parkin get rid of it<br>It aint like you ever comin back ya fuckin idiot<br><br>(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br>The carnival emerges only when you bout to die<br>And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky<br>So come and put your soul up on the murder go round<br>And we`ll strap you down and spin you into oblivion<br><br>(Violent J)<br>I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun<br>Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun<br>I swing my sword down and split you in two<br>Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you<br><br>(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br>Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos<br>Freaks and weridos and killas at our shows<br><br>(Violent J)<br>Im just glad we down with em, hate to be yall<br><br>(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br>And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival<br><br>(Chorus)<br>Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival<br>Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD<br>Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival<br>Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD<br><br>(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br>Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shags<br>Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags<br>Theres only juggalos here ya know what we about<br>Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth<br><br>(Violent J)<br>So they call us a circus we accept the role<br>Weve been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so<br>And everywhere we go from Alaska to Spain<br>I`m seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain<br><br>(Shaggy 2 Dope)<br>Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high<br>I see em jump on the stage and float off inta the sky<br>They aint never comin back the carnival is defined<br>And all we can do is dream about em smokin a dime<br><br>(Violent J)<br>I got love for dead people and I hope to die<br>I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La<br>But if ya really wanna see the fuckin devil`s exhibit<br>The shit is called "TWIZTID" run out and get it<br><br>(Chorus)<br>Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival<br>Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD<br>Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival<br>Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD<br><br>When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here<br>Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.<br>When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here<br>Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.<br><br>Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival<br>Welcome to the show, Its that carnival paradise<br>Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival<br>Welcome to the show, Its that carnival paradise<br><br>(Carny)<br>*Necks Slitting*<br>You dont like it, get the fuck up outta here<br><br>When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here<br>Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.<br>When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here<br>Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise.<br><br>(Chorus repeats until end)