Still Stabbin`

(Violent J)(spoken)<br>Hey, hey.<br>Uh...I still have a problem<br>If it`s ok with...them<br>You know<br>There, them<br>The Dark Carnival in general<br>It`s the whole stabbin thing again, it`s..<br>You see I...uh<br><br>(rap/sing)<br>I stab people like everyday folks<br>skinny people any people I chop off their throats<br>My stabbin`s are ninja like very quickly, hey<br>by the time you feel it I`m like 3 blocks away<br>I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck<br>now I stab people and drive away I`m like puttputtputtputt<br>I do a show and stab people at the same time, what of that<br>I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck<br>I love waffle house, I stab people there<br>their so shitty and dumpy they don`t even care<br>I love stabbin` people, def leopard remember them<br>well I cut their fuckin drummers arm off, you can ask him<br>Leo Owen the president of Island<br>I`m at a business meeting with him looking at him, smiling<br>I jumped up and stabbed him, but he kicked my ass<br>17th floor they through me out through the glass<br><br>Help Me(Fuck you)<br>Fuckin help me(Fuck you)<br>I need you to help me(Fuck you)<br>Somebody come and help me(Fuck you)<br><br>Jehovah`s Witnesses I swear man I love `em<br>they`re standing on the porch knockin, I`m waiting above `em<br>puncture wound victims right to my door<br>come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more<br>One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best<br>I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex<br>I stabbed Tony Schiavone the commentator guy<br>before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye<br>I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match<br>he was like "What are you doing?" I said fuckin relax<br>I stabbed him again and again, I jumped out and ran<br>everybody chased me, catch me if you can<br>I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health<br>he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself<br>I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass<br>ginsu built to last, can you help me<br><br>Slice em up, Slice em down<br>side to side and all around<br>They don`t help, they don`t care<br>ginsu swingin everywhere<br>Slice em up, Slice em down<br>side to side and all around<br>They don`t help, the don`t care<br>ginsu swingin everywhere<br><br>I saved up my money and went and saw the Lilith Fair<br>started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there(lesbos)<br>I took off my thong and I jumped in the pit<br>but there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it<br>but so what, I was throwin myself all over the floor<br>Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin whore<br>One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass<br>stabbed them all in the face, that`s why they wear masks<br>my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood<br>I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood<br>but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler<br>I hate that fucker<br>I did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit<br>we went to the studio and I started rockin it<br>After the session they all left up out of there<br>but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer<br><br>Can you help me(Fuck you)<br>You gotta help me(Fuck you)<br>I need you to help me(Fuck you)<br>Mutha-fuckin help me(Fuck you)<br><br>Naw man, fuck you(Fuckyou)<br>fuck all of you(Fuck you)<br>you better fuckin help me(Fuck you)<br>help me, help me<br><br>Slice em up, Slice em down<br>side to side and all around<br>They don`t help, the don`t care<br>ginsu swingin everywhere<br>Slice em up, Slice em down<br>side to side and all around<br>They don`t help, they don`t care<br>ginsu swingin everywhere