To Be Or Not To Be

<br>Now I`m a little shy<br>I like to stay homeo<br>Shakespear`s my guy<br>Julie and Romeo<br><br>Now I have found a girl so dear<br>She cares not if Will he war queer<br>Who cares not if Hammy made it with his Ma?<br><br>To be or not to be my lover<br><br>To me there could not be another<br>To be or not to be`s my plea<br>It`s as you like it you know<br>To me there could not be another<br>In hardback or in paper cover<br>To be or not to be`s my plea<br><br>Some like the sun<br>They`d be a Barbadian<br>We think it`s fun<br>Here in Stratford-on-Avion<br>Kids go to a disco show<br>We stay and praise Malvolio<br>Who cares if Will<br>He dressed his guys as chicks?<br><br>To be or not to be my lover<br>...<br><br>We are a couplet heaven knows<br>Undo my doublet baby<br>And I`ll undo your hose<br><br>To be or not to be my lover<br>It`s as you like it you know.