Pc Stoker

<br>Stoker is a boy in blue<br>and he must be the worst<br>He`s a copper!<br>Stoker someday he`ll get you<br>but you won`t be the first<br>he`s a copper<br>he`s a police constable<br>that makes us feel uncomfortable<br>he`s a copper<br>no more football in the street<br>or neckin with your girlfriend<br>Stoker`s on the beat again...<br><br>[Chorus:]<br>He`s a Bobby he`s a joker<br>he`s a Bobby we want dead<br>he`s a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why<br>can`t we have a decent copper<br>proper copper instead?<br><br>Stoker loves to see a fight<br>he really goes to town<br>he`s a copper<br>Stoker`s smiling with delight<br>he`s took somebody down<br>he`s a copper<br>he`ll prove you guilty in the court<br>you`ll wish that you had never fought<br>a copper<br>don`t cry or shout or scream or yell<br>there`s nothing you can do<br>when Stoker`s in the cell with you<br>[Chorus]<br><br>The United Team supporters<br>have invaded the pitch<br>that`s P.C. Stoker`s quaters so<br>he finds his talky switch<br>I need some help down here boys<br>there`s punks and skinheads too<br>and we all hate P.C. Stoker &amp;<br>we hate the boys in blue.<br><br>Stoker`s rather fed up coz<br>there`s no one else to nick<br>he`s a copper<br>someone soon will kick his head in<br>just you wait n`see<br>it needs somebody tough<br>coz we`ve all had enough<br>yes it needs somebody tough<br>but I think it won`t be me<br>[Chorus]