Bowling Barmy

<br>Bowling Barmy, oo oo<br>She`s got bowling blues<br>Bowling socks, bowling shoes<br>Bowling night &amp; day Hey<br><br>She waits miserably<br>Down the bowling alley<br>He`s a bowling junky<br>Bowls his life away<br><br>Always, always, he`s off with the bowling team<br>Always, always, bowling to the extreme<br><br>[Chorus:]<br>Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy<br>They yell yikes at his spares &amp; strikes<br>Champ, I`m the champion<br>Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy<br>Ten Pins down, the bowling crown<br>&amp; a medal with a skittle on<br>Bowling Barmy<br><br>Boasting bowler, don`t care<br>I`ve got trophies everywhere<br>He`s too much to bear<br>Bowling barmy...<br><br>[Chorus:]<br>Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling<br>Bowling Bowling Bowling Barmy