I Feel Pretty

<br>MARIA<br>I feel pretty<br>Oh so pretty<br>I feel pretty and witty and gay<br>And I pity<br>Any girl who isn`t me today<br>I feel charming<br>Oh so charming<br>It`s alarming how charming I feel<br>And so pretty<br>That I hardly can believe I`m real<br>See the pretty girl in that mirror there?<br>Who can that attractive girl be?<br>Such a pretty face<br>Such a pretty dress<br>Such a pretty smile<br>Such a pretty me!<br>I feel stunning<br>And entrancing<br>Feel like running<br>And dancing for joy<br>For I`m loved<br>By a pretty wonderful boy<br>GIRLS<br>Have you met my good friend Maria<br>The craziest girl on the block?<br>You`ll know her the minute you see her<br>She`s the one who is in an advanced state of shock<br>She thinks she`s in love<br>She thinks she`s in Spain<br>She isn`t in love<br>She`s merely insane<br>It must be the heat<br>Or some rare disease<br>Or too much to eat<br>Or maybe it`s fleas<br>Keep away from her<br>Send for Chino<br>This is not the Maria we know<br>Modest and pure<br>Polite and refined<br>Well-bred and mature<br>And out of her mind!<br>Miss America, Miss America, speech!<br>Miss America, bravo, speech!<br>MARIA<br>I feel pretty<br>Oh so pretty<br>That the city should give me its key<br>A committee<br>Should be organized to honour me<br>I feel dizzy<br>I feel sunny<br>I feel fizzy and funny and fine<br>And so pretty<br>Miss America can just resign<br>See the pretty girl in that mirror there<br>(What mirror, where?)<br>Who can that attractive girl be?<br>(Which, what, where, whom?)<br>Such a pretty face<br>Such a pretty dress<br>Such a pretty smile<br>Such a pretty me!<br>MARIA & GIRLS<br>I feel stunning<br>And entrancing<br>Feel like running and dancing for joy<br>For I`m loved<br>By a pretty wonderful boy