Car Full Of Pain

<br>I bought me an auto, an `81 Ford Escort Wagon <br>Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin` <br>I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic`s fit for hangin` <br>I got to go to Rust Check , `bout the price I`ll be hagglin` <br>I can`t drive it home because the muffler it be saggin` <br>Got a car full of pain <br><br>Satan`s is my engine, Beelzebub`s in my trunk <br>Mephistopheles` at the wheel because I`m too gosh darn drunk <br>Baal`s my passenger and Lucifer`s beside him <br>A demon`s in the coolant, I got bats in the transmission <br>This Escort needs an exorcism, Pan is to blame <br>Got a car full of pain <br><br>I put a tiger in my tank, I let a champ spark my gas <br>Now I got`s a demon in the hood, a pain in the ass <br>I think the seats are broken (Oh, no) <br>Okay play us some blues on that harp <br>Blind Lemon Trevor! <br>[Insert Trevor`s cool harmonica solo here] <br><br>Please, please mister, take your blessed wrench <br>Cast out this demon horde and replace the brimstone stench <br>With the smell of gasoline, a heavenly muffled roar <br>I`ll worship you oh Speedy man, Mister Goodwrench even more <br>Let it run, let it run, let it run, oh God, let it run <br><br>And now it purrs just like a kitten, it roars just like a lion (Roar!? What?) <br>I purrs just like a temple golden carved by the Mayans <br>Here comes the mechanic, oh no, how much? <br>Four hundred bucks, you piece of slime, you smell and you suck <br>Your father was a jackal, your mom`s his sister`s bitch <br>Got a car full of pain <br><br>Yeah I got a car full of pain <br>I got a car full of pain <br>I got a car full of pain <br>Got a car full of pain <br>I got a car full of pain <br>I got a car full of pain <br>Car full of, car full of, car full of pain <br>Hey