I Know A Girl

<br>Velma. <br>Can you imagine? <br>I mean , can you imagine? <br><br>Can you believe it? <br>I mean , can you believe? <br>I know a girl <br>A girl who lands on top <br>You could put her face into a pail of <br> slop <br>And she`d come up smelling like a rose <br>How she does it, heaven knows. <br><br>Reporter. <br>Hold on, she`s comin` out now. well, doc, is she or isn`t she? <br>Velma. <br>She is <br><br>Reporter. <br>She is!!! <br><br>Velma. <br>(sung.) <br> I know a girl <br>A girl with so much luck <br>She could get run over by a ten-ton <br> truck <br>Then brush herself off and walk away <br>How she does it, couldn`t say <br><br>Billy. (spoken.) doc, would you swear to that staemen in court. <br>Doctor. yes <br>Billy. good. . . uh. . . button your fly <br><br>Velma. (sung.) <br>Whilst I <br>On the other hand <br>Pur my face in a pail of slop <br>And I would smell like a pail of slop <br>I <br>On the other hand <br>Get run over by a truck <br>And I am deader that a duck <br><br>I know a girl <br>Who tells so many lies <br>Anything that`s true <br>Would truly cross her eyes <br>But what that mouse is selling <br>The whole world buts <br>And nobody smells a rat. <br><br>Roxie. (spoken.) please, ladies and gentlemen of the <br>Press-leave the two of us alone so we can rest. <br>Velma (spoken.) the two of us?? (sung.) <br>Can you imagin? <br>I mean, can you imagine? <br><br>Reporter. (spoken.) could I have one last picture please? <br>Roxie. oh sure anything for the press. <br><br>Velma (sung.) <br>Do you belive it? <br>I mean do you belive it? <br><br>Roxie. <br>My dear little baby <br>Velma (sung, mocking roxie) <br>My dear little baby <br><br>Roxie. <br>My sweet little baby <br><br>Velma. <br>My sweet little . . . baby....