For a Greener Lawn

<br>Herbicides.<br>Pesticides.<br>Fungicides.<br>All in the name of a greener lawn.<br><br><br>Call Lawn Doctor.<br>and spread it around.<br>Have the greenest lawn<br>in your suburban town.<br><br>When Lawn Doctor<br>raises the rates,<br>That`s when<br>you do it yourself.<br><br>Dig a few holes,<br>So to plant some brie.<br>Bags of lime,<br>Well, don`t forget the mulch.<br><br>(Chorus)<br>Chemicals. Chemicals.<br>More and more chemicals.<br>Chemicals. Chemicals.<br>Armchair quarterback on Sunday.<br>Chemicals. Chemicals<br>Lawn care specialist on Saturday.<br>Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.<br>All in the name of a greener lawn.<br><br>When it hits<br>the groundwater<br>I know<br>You won`t care.<br><br>You`ll stay <br>Comfortably<br>In your <br>Lawn chair.<br><br>A greener lawn<br>Is all you want.<br>A greener lawn<br>That`s all that counts.<br><br>(Chorus)<br><br><br>(Bridge)<br>Bet`cah beat your wife when a weed grows in.<br>Bet`cha beat the kids when they play on the lawn.<br>Bet`cha beat your wife when a weed grows in.<br> (I) Heard you shot your dog, `cause he shit on the lawn.<br><br><br><br>Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.<br>Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals. Chemicals.<br>And I`m gonna take my car and tear up your lawn!