Ben Wah Balls

(No we ain`t gonna take it unless it`s from a doberman pincher<br>Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink)<br><br>Passively one day as the sun rose out of it`s house<br>So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth<br>And happily and gay<br>Well I guessed exactly that<br>Because he found a special girl<br>That put him in a special trance<br><br>He fell in love so quickly<br>What the hell was he to expect<br>That the girl under his arm wasn`t the same<br>As any other girl<br>That he had thought that he once met<br>I guess you could only blame fate<br><br>Things started getting weird as they started to kiss<br>She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed<br>And then quietly one day<br>He sang a song from deep within his heart<br>Causing some ingestion<br>He finished with a great big fart and<br><br>She knew at that one moment<br>That song was something she heard before<br>So she asked him to do that again<br><br>Then out the door they hurried<br>She was gonna find out for sure<br>So she analyzed his rear end<br><br>She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom.<br>He used to always fart and sing this special song.<br>Now I wasn`t quite so sure until your pants did fall.<br>`Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."<br><br>I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,<br>Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...<br>I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,<br>Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...