Mcdonaldland Massacre

<br>McDonaldland Massacre<br><br>McDeath.<br>He`s fed up with fast food,<br>Out of his mind, one mad dude.<br>Grabbed his guns, went downtown.<br>Mr. McDeath is coming to track Ronald down.<br> (Bridge)<br>Now the golden arches are bloodstained red.<br>Ronald is dead... took a bullet in the head.<br> (Chorus)<br>May I take your order please?<br>NOOOO!!!!!<br>Can I help you sir?<br>NOOOO!!!!!<br><br>McDonaldland Massacre.<br>He came inside, took a seat<br>They didn`t know he didn`t come to eat<br>Asked for his order, got a bullet instead.<br>Ronald can`t help... Ronald is dead.<br> (Repeat Bridge)<br>May I take your order please?<br>NOOOO!!!!!<br>Oh my god he`s got a gun!<br>McDonaldland Massacre<br> (Assorted Mayhem, gunshots (semi-automatic), screams)<br>Ronald is lying on the floor,<br>The Grimace took a bullet trying to run out the door.<br>Hamburglar`s brains all over Mayor McCheese, and<br>he won`t let you go, even if you say please.<br>Quarter Pounder, Big Mac, Fillet `O Fish and fires, and fries,<br>it doesn`t matter what you order, everybody dies.<br><br> - by COVEN off of their `Blessed is the Black` album.