Me Versus Me

{*scats*} Biz {*scats*} Mark<br>{*beatboxes*}<br><br>[Verse One]<br>I`m the original B-I-Z<br>The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E<br>Everywhere I go, I always G<br>I`m thinkin somethin that you never could see<br>Doin the beatbox and the R-A-P<br>That`s why I`m the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz Markie<br>I`m here just doin my J-O-B<br>So I can reach the T-O-P<br>As soon as I get to the T-O-P<br>Then I will be D-O-N with the E<br>I rock New Jersey and N.Y.C.<br>Whether it`s at a club or a block party<br>To my man Capri, Starchild and Brucie Bee<br>{?}, Baby J, and DJ Marty<br>The title of the song in the place to be<br>Is not this or that, it`s "Me Versus Me"<br><br>[Chorus: repeat 4X]<br>{*Biz Markie beatboxes*}<br>Me versus me<br><br>[Verse Two]<br>I think it`s time to act up and throw a fit<br>Cause I`m rockin to a beat that just won`t quit<br>This is the real thing, not counterfeit<br>Cause everything you hear, I`m doin it<br>The name of a baseball glove is a mitt<br>And what I need on my BMW is a kit<br>A preacher preaches from a pulpit<br>And my man Benny Hill, got a lot of wit<br>The rhymes that I say are the ultimate<br>And the way out anywhere is called an exit<br>A real short play is called a skit<br>And New Balance sneakers are legit<br>The past tense for bite, is called a bit<br>Everywhere that I go, all attention I get<br>I used to live by the North conduit<br>The Biz Markie will always make a hit!<br><br>[Chorus]<br><br>[Verse Three]<br>This is one thing, that I like to say<br>This is a different kind of rhythm and rap display<br>I`m not Frankie Crocker or Lamarr Renee<br>Cause both of them are radio DJ`s<br>Otis Redding be sittin by the dock of the bay<br>I`m bound to wreck your body to the break of day<br>And if you wanna see me at a show, you gotta pay<br>Cause if you don`t you will have, a little delay<br>Zip-de-doo-dah, zip-de-day<br>I`m the S-K the B-I-Z the Emezah-A-R-K<br>And even if I`m buggin on out, around the way<br>You`ll never see me drinkin Tanqueray<br>Swan, G. Rap, Kane, Shan and Shante<br>Always been down with the capital J<br>I got a homeboy by the name of Dr. Bombay<br>My favorite color - is GREY! Uhh<br><br>[Outro]<br>I can`t forget I like reggae<br>I`m Biz Markie, and my DJ<br>C-double-O-L V to the break of day<br>Hold up, bricka-bricka-bay<br>Rockin to the rhythm, to the break of day<br>The original B-I-Z, the Emeza-Emeza-A<br>Best to sing, and appointed rap king, to the break of day<br>Everywhere I go I like break your way<br>And it don`t matter to me, as long I give you a display<br>Zip-a-dee-do-dah rock the microphone and you say<br>The king of romance will like break your day<br>I`m Biz Mark, I`d like to say okay<br>And my favorite drink is called OJ<br>Hippin to hop then to break your way<br>Listen to me as I rock and I, say okay<br>To my man Rud and Superlover Cee ay<br>I rock to the rhythm and oh say okay<br>Can`t forget my man, G-A, U-L<br>Hold up - it don`t matter to me I rock swell<br>Hold up - you know it`s, me, the<br>Original B-I-Z, the Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E<br>The original with the material and the ladies always know<br>I`m bound to wreck in like a Lincoln, always steal a show<br>To kick it with swing, to rock the thing, ha-heh-ha-ha-ha-hee<br>Known to me as the original B<br>It don`t matter long as I say stuff you see<br>Kickin records of a rap technique and..<br>.. down to wreck your body, your moms be freakin<br>To my man Godfather Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-AHHH!