Hooker Got a Boyfriend

[Verse One]<br>Aiyyo here`s a tale, about a female I once messed with<br>Or better yet, skins that I swung eps with<br>Face full of grace, waist shaped like Vanessa<br>Del Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer had<br>big juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fat<br>Stacked back to mack, yo the hooker was all that<br>and lots more, and baby girl I had the hots for<br>But I`m really not sure, who she spread the twat for<br>Heard it was a kid across town named Hector<br>But I don`t give a heck, so I still went and checked her<br>on the down low, he ain`t around so<br>Out of sight, out of mind, get your coat and let`s go<br>So we dipped, hopped in the whip and we was gone<br>Off to City Island cause they had it goin on<br>Two yuks a foo, now the mood was set<br>Caviar at the bar, Red Star, Moet<br>Silk suits, spendin loot like a straight up mack<br>When I felt somebody finger tappin me on my back<br>And turn around quick, but before I could begin<br>All I seen was a big mac-10, aiyyo it`s her boyfriend<br><br>[Chorus]<br>"Hooker got a boyfriend!"<br>"Why do she do this boyfriend?"<br>"Ohh ahhh.. why do she do this boyfriend?"<br><br>[Verse Two]<br>Check it, yo<br>I broke camp, ran like a champ, yep I jetted<br>Off to the trunk for the pump, time to set it<br>Money kept screamin some CRAP that I dissed him<br>So I started lettin off {*gunshots*} but I missed him<br>Honey got scared, and called the five-oh<br>So yo, you know the half Dukes, time for me to go<br>Cause I ain`t the type to be doin no bid<br>For a dame or a lame-brained punk Spanish kid<br>So I chill, call the hooker up the next day<br>She told me come over yo, bet I`m on my way<br>Be there in a sec, yo I`m not too far<br>She said, "Park around the back so he don`t see the car"<br>Met me at the door with a kiss and a smile<br>I said, "Sorry about last night, money kinda wild"<br>"Umm yeah I know, small thing don`t worry"<br>Just show me to your room so we can do this in a hurry<br>Kissed her from her earlobes down to her chest<br>Went for the bellybutton and to hell with the rest<br>Got her butt-naked and before a second passed<br>I had her on the bed with my fingers up her {ahh!}<br>Now she`s ready, set for a good steady bangin<br>Until she looked down and seen Moby Dick hangin<br>She told me, "Take it easy yo trust me just chill"<br>Knowin once I get up in it yo I`m goin for the kill<br>So she spread `em, thick rich and creamy like mayo<br>Aiyyo, lay-o, the tip is on the way-o<br>Pinned her legs back, just about to slide in<br>When the door burst open {*SLAM*} damn it`s her boyfriend!<br>Did it again!<br><br>[Chorus]<br><br>[Verse Three]<br>Now I`m mad, money done spoiled all the fun<br>On top of that he beefin and he ain`t got a gun<br>Flippin the jibs, I guess he wanted to brawl<br>So I started hookin all butt-naked and all<br>Threw a right, caught money dead in the jaw<br>BOOM with the left and his fronts hit the floor<br>Now I had him, time to put his head for rest<br>So I beat him unconcious and I started gettin dressed<br>Honey all hysterical and screamin all hoarse<br>Said she seen a box car pullin up in the yard<br>Just bout to jet, yo guess what I saw<br>Some old big black {*HMMM*} bust in the door<br>"Now hold up, what the hell you doin in my house?<br>Get your ass off the floor, put your teeth in your mouth<br>Now everybody better be gone by the count of one<br>Look, better yet, y`all stay right here<br>I`m goin to get my gun"<br>Now that`s it! Enough is enough, I ain`t with it<br>I`m catchin mad beef and yo I ain`t even hit it<br>Honey looked good and yo the buns was fat<br>But ain`t a coochie in the whole WORLD worth all that<br>So umm, I got my coat and I was on my way<br>That`s when she started breakin down, and beggin me to stay<br>Knock it off, it ain`t that much beggin in the world<br>Next time I want some skins, I`ll go and hit my own girl<br>Man I`m out, and I ain`t tryin to see you again<br>So eff you, eff your pops AND YOUR FAGGOT-ASS BOYFRIEND!<br><br>..<br><br>[Chorus] - repeat 2X to fade