Just a Friend

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date<br>But a year to make love she wanted you to wait<br>Let me tell ya a story of my situation<br>I was talkin` to this girl from the U.S. nation<br>The way that I met her was on tour at a concert<br>She had long hair and a short miniskirt<br>I just got onstage drippin`, pourin` with sweat<br>I was walkin` through the crowd and gues who I met<br>I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth<br>So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"<br>I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah<br>She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra<br>I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused<br>I said, "How do you like the show?" <br>she said, "I was very amused"<br>I started throwin` bass, she started throwin` back mid-range<br>But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange<br>Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend<br>She said, "No I don`t, I only have a friend"<br>Come on, I`m not even goin` for it<br>This is what I`m goin` sing<br><br>You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend<br>And you say he`s just a friend, oh baby<br>You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend<br>But you say he`s just a friend, oh baby<br>You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend<br>But you say he`s just a friend<br><br>So I took blah-blah`s word for it at this time<br>I thought just havin` a friend couldn`t be no crime<br>`Cause I have friends and that`s a fact <br>Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq<br>Forget about that, let`s go into the story<br>About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me<br>So we started talkin`, getttin` familiar<br>Spendin` a lot of time so we can build up<br>A relationship or some undderstanding<br>How it`s gonna be in the future we was plannin`<br>Everything sounded so dandy and sweet<br>I had no idea I was in for a treat<br>After this was established, everything was cool<br>The tour was over and she went back to school<br>I called every day to see how she was doin`<br>Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin` was brewin`<br>I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again<br>I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he`s just a friend"<br>Don`t gimme that, don`t ever gimme that<br>Jus` bust this<br><br>You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend<br>And you say he`s just a friend, oh baby<br>You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend<br>But you say he`s just a friend, oh baby<br>You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend<br>But you say he`s just a friend<br><br>So I came to her college on a surprise visit<br>To see my girl that was so exquisite<br>It was a school day, I knew she was there<br>The first semester of the school year<br>I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm<br>This guy made me fill out a visitor`s form<br>He told me where it was and I as on my way<br>To see my baby doll, I was happy to say<br>I arrrived in front of the dormitory<br>Yo, could you tell me where is door three?<br>They showed me where it was for the moment<br>I didn`t know I was in for such an event<br>So I came to her room and opened the door<br>Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?<br>A fella tongue-kissin` my girl in the mouth,<br>I was so in shock my heart went down south<br>So please listen to the message that I say<br>Don`t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend